Roy English Advice from a Country Farmer

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The author ofDon't Whiz on an Electric FenceandWhen I Am an Old Cootspreads some down-home, hard-won, gut-busting facts. Dishing out witty one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English'sAdvice from a Country Farmeris simply thisno-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness. ';Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff.'';When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.'';Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.'';Horsepower is no substitute for horse sense.'';The only farmers who sleep late are in the cemetery.' ';Nobody works harder than a farmer, except maybe a farmer's wife.'